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Monday, June 28, 2010

INTRODUCTION

Now I blog... well where to begin?

I am probably your usual blogger, a self obsessed post adolescent
college student who feels he has the means to change the world, but really has an inadequate social life and a little too much bandwidth.

And my cadre is religion, because although this country I so love has given me a lot of Tusker, Nyama Choma and even a little female company over the years (few as they have been); Kenya is still a dissapointing hedonistic, homophobic, irrational country ruled by a bastard system of anglo-roman christianity and bantu traditionalism. We habitually murder and slander those who are slightly different from the primitive common cloth and seat back in our church pews and M-pesa our weirdly clad pastors.

We are about as funny as we are scary; on that topic I was superbly entertained by our Rev. Dr. Apostle. Hon. Bishop Margaret Wanjiru Asst. Min.; who blatantly declared that if we pass this constitution God will kill all the first born sons of this country; I think I should warn my brother instead of wasting my time blogging away my work day.!

See u next time.

4 comments:

  1. Hahahaha..Me likes thee end! Hihihi..!

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  2. soooooon!!....
    i rav ur brog because the ngrory of tha rooord is hia amongst ussaaa
    tasch a brother and say ameen!

    but we really need a perspective change our narrow mindedness will be the end of us!

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  3. funny...bt i resent the first paragraph :/

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