WEDNESDAY PEOPLE

I like that phrase that goes, you know after Monday and Tuesday the week just says WTF. It just cracks me up every time, and today is a Wednesday, the single most undefined day of the week. It has no character, no feel, NOTHING. Its like a decimal point between the Recovery that is Monday, the realization of Tuesday and the hope that is Thursday.

So today is Wednesday, there is a boring tedious hum to the AC, no one is talking about the last weekend and no one is talking about the next. No one is hitting on the hot office chic, no one is secretly trying to steal a few complimentary whiskeys, if it wasn't for the world cup we would all be blogging our lives away (I have an excuse... see England thrashing!!) All this unfab drab hub-a-dab-dab (what? You never heard of writer's block jeez!) got me thinking.

Do you have people in your life who are Wednesdays? give me an amen if you know someone who walks into a room and you start going through texts you have already read on your phone. Someone who makes listening to a Madaraka Day Kalonzo speech seem like Toy Story 3 in 3D! I know such people... I know them... and its not their fault, but what is there fault is how they always never take a hint, the guy is telling you the most boring story since Nairobi Law premiered on television, and not only cant you change the channel but every few minutes he has to tap your shoulder and tell you "skiza.. jo skiza".!! You feel like slapping someone upside there head or something. They also always have this urge to just sit really close to you, and place their arms on your thigh, even if you are of the same gender and are as homophobic as any UoN student out there. They will also routinely laugh at their own jokes and incline you to laugh with them with calls of "get it..?" "get it".

The most appalling thing however is that this guy will then have a blisteringly hot chic and you wonder "what the fuck does he have!?!?" cos you hang with the chic and make her laugh like no ones business but she still goes home with the I-could-make-a-3-year-old-kid-cry-with-my-stories-guy!! Well some anonymous guy said that when you fail to find all the things you want in one guy, just get more guys.

Now here is a joke to all boring Wednesday type guys with hot mamas, and to the hot mamas who didn't chose me;

This guy walks into an elevator with a girl and the lady tells him T.G.I.F smiling broadly, the guy replies S.H.I.T. the Lady is taken aback then she says it again slowly, T.G.I.F and the guy now almost laughing tells her S.H.I.T. The lady gets enraged and loudly tells him "T.G.I.F don't you get it!!? Thank God Its Friday"... the guy laughs and then tells her "Sorry Hon Its Thursday"...

Have a nice week y'all.